reblog if ur in the 3rd grade and tired of all the fake friends :/

dicaeopolis:

francieum

peasants

the scalene triangle

reblog if u a tru 2012 kid

nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
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tarsusfour:

raise your hands if you have jealousy issues and although u try your hardest not to be like ‘i liked the thing first’ you still get mad upset sometimes

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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cock-blocked:

jpnvines:

待ち合わせ場所に彼氏が遅れた時VS友達が遅れた時 〜 Reika Oozeki

When your boyfriend is late to your meeting place VS when your friend is late 〜 Reika Oozeki

When your boyfriend is late to the meeting place:

Oh, you’re finally here! :)

If it’s a friend:

So you’re finally here you’re 23 minutes and 18 seconds late LJEJ$9*)$@&!!!

ive been watching this for so long omg

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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haaaast:

john egbert

haaaast:

john egbert

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cuddlyukrainian

51,469 plays

slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

stoned-levi:

cuddlyukrainian:

i got my recorder back 

LORD HAVE MERCY

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

i am a big nerd ohhhhhhhh snap #swaggy